Bill Simmons on "March of the Penguins:"
"I had always wondered what a penguin's life was like; once I knew how depressing it was, I wanted to sit in my garage with the car running. Sometimes it's almost better not to know these things."
He's right, of course, but since the penguins don't seem to mind that much, it makes for an utterly hysterical and wonderfully enjoyable movie. If you haven't seen it, check it out ASAP.